[Artemisia] missing him

[Ellen Stavash]

Oh, dear... I wonder if that's the same local moose who tried to check himself into the emergency room last year...

Maryam/Elyn



----- Original Message -----
From: LadyPDC at aol.com
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 9:39 AM
To: artemisia at lists.gallowglass.org
Subject: Re: [Artemisia] missing him

Ya know, each winter the local wildlife control has had a problem  with a  
particular moose up on the east bench.  Seems this moose wandered  down one  
winter and discovered a local establishment which keeps it's "kegs" on  the back  
porch.  Said moose tipped one of the kegs and lapped up the  spill.  Found it to  
be delicious and drank his fill then wandered tipsily  through the  
neighborhood.  Wildlife control finally cornered the moose and  shipped him back up into  
the hills.  But the moose had developed a taste  (so to speak) and visits the  
city to tip a keg a few times each winter.   Wildlife control waits for these  
visits and ships the moose back to the  mountains.

So --- by any chance, does Arnie like the taste of beer?   Could he have  
wandered off, found the same keg on the back porch and been  mistaken for our  
local moose?  If so, you might have to search for him in  the mountains recovering  
from a moose sized hangover.



Lady Constance de la Rose
Barony of Loch Salann
Kingdom of  Artemisia
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