[Artemisia] Our most recent research on unique Artemisianphenomenon

[Sue Clemenger]

Don't think so....engineers are kinda like that.
--maire, sister to one.....

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From: "lady petronilla" <lady_petronilla at yahoo.com>
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Artemisianphenomenon


> Does it hurt when you think like that?
>   Pet
>
> Bradley Wolf <idahobrad at cableone.net> wrote:
>   So, to sum this up,
> The Theory of Punditivity:
> P=d(sea)^2 (Punditivity is equal to the distance times the water body
> locale squared)
>
> This, of course, is different than the Theory of Musical Relativity, E=F
> flat.
>
> Then of course there's the theory of Braden von Komichen Hautes (Braden of
> the funny hats) also known as tBvKH (sounds Yiddish when you say it that
> way...)
>
> H (hat couture) = m (millinery constant) x [c (that's the longest distance
> around the hat, up or around)]^2
> H=mc^2
>
> ...and let's not forget the Timmur Theory of audible feedback
>
> T=nw*P^2 where the Timmurability of an audience is equal to the # of words
> spoken times the square of the number of people present. CIP, at Uprising
> Timmur only said 2 words during court Friday, but because it was such a
> large audience the Timmurability was very high.
>
> And finally, the Herald's Equation:
>
> R=1/(L*Vs^2) where the Right pronunciation of a given name is equal to the
> inverse of the Length of the name times the square of the number of Vowels
> and silent consonants in it.
>
> -Braden