[Artemisia] Re: That Wrack of Wrabbits

[Dawn Tavares]

>... if we are responsible for 40 to 80 hours, does the time spent keeping 
>the 30 members of the wrack out of your hair constitute volunteer hours?

My dear Padruig,

I would think the Shire's children could easily fulfill any volunteer hours 
by serving as the disciplinarians for adults who fail to keep their own 
volunteer commitments.

Say an individual signs up for graveyard security, but blows off his shift 
to go partying instead. The next morning his would-be shiftmates haul the 
miscreant in front of the Volunteer Coordinator: "For dereliction of duty 
and public drunkenness, I hereby sentence you to be stretched up on THE 
WRACK!"

The hung-over miscreant is delivered into the hands of dozens and dozens of 
clever, high-energy, *imaginative* kids from Arrows' Flight. Duct taping him 
to a pole for use as a boffer pell is only the beginning....

That evening the chastened offender shows up sober, early, and eager to do 
his volunteer duty. He jumps nervously at the sound of young voices--but 
that's a virtue in a nighttime guard.

See? Masses of children need not be a problem.
Not at all.


Aurora de Portugal
Evil BLS MOY

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