[SCA-AS] [Fwd: *WH* New Efenwealt Music]

[rmhowe]

Rchrdbtn at aol.com [Richard Burton - explain that one Scott Bitner!] wrote:

> gee, and I can remember when he and I were just a couple smoes working 
> for WaldenBooks in Raleigh....there was a PrePensicPout party in July 90 
> when he sat down under an oak tree in Pullen Park and started knocking 
> off Jethroe Tull tunes on his flute.  If you haven't heard the guy, ya 
> gotta take a listen!

For someone from Chicago Efenwealt actually has the nerve to claim he is a
naturalized Southernor.   Cary hardly qualifies for a proper  Southern City.
It's kind of like the international space station.  Very self enclosed.

Interesting term for Yankees.  Shmoes.
But I think Al Capp had an entirely different concept.
His wanted to be useful.   Even served up for dinner.
This is from the old L'il Abner comic strip.

> feeling nostalgic
> still unemployed
> thorsten

I thought you moved back to Ohio to be a farmer.
Ain't you a farmer now?  ;)  Brother.
Sounds like you should have stayed here.
Anyway, wait until the Atlantic conveyor stops flowing and
you can be an eskimo up there.  Down here we'll be a lot cooler
ourselves.  Might cut down on the visible humidity.
This is not like the last two years of drought at all.
The huge local reservoirs were half drained.
I bet they are full now. Watch a hurricane drop by.
I'm sure our riverside towns would love to be flooded again.

For a Yankee you are acceptable to us Southerners.
Although maybe you ought to live in CARY with the rest of
the yankees in the Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.
:)
Thank heavens that bunch keep their silliness to themselves.
Efenwealt has moved but still lives there.  Everyone living there
suffers from chronic Beige Disease.  They probably have the most
retentive city council in an educated area of the state.
Mustn't let that culture escape the confines.

We'd be glad to have you come back.
Very little unemployment here in the Research Triangle [3% or so]  although I
think you'd be shocked at the number of hispanics that have moved
in [legal and illegal] since you left. Raleigh and Charlotte have the
highest percentage growth of the influx than anywhere else in the USA.
It it cools off enough we'll reverse the immigration trend to Mexico.
Maybe they'll take the Yankees off our hands and teach them to make
tequila and tacos and the Nice Canadians can move down here with us. :)

FTWDK it was Thorsten who got the wife and I into the Great Dark Horde.
Blame him as you'd like.  I thought he'd dropped off the net entirely.
Her Littlest Excellency Chipmunk [Anne] says hi to your wife.

I don't know what is causing it but everytime I go and eat something I become
immensely sleepy now.  I may have to take another nap in a minute.

Did.  Slept for two hours.  Woke up thinking it was 5:40 am.
Time to send the email before I become lucid and realize what I wrote.
Magnus

Southern born and Southern raised thank heavens.
But we do wish the Yankees would stop invading.
The War of Northern Aggression is long past.  It's been 140 years now.
We can't help it that they messed up their economies and we rebuilt more 
successfully.