[Sca-librarians] FW: War Survival guide for the new or abused...

Fri Aug 4 10:45:01 CDT 2006

 Something to tide us over until we can get to Cooper's Lake. (From the Khan of the Great Dark Horde. I know not if she wrote it or if she is passing on words of wisdom from another.) mamaTuiren

War A survivor’s Guide Pay heed my lords and ladies. What comes now is not but a whim, yet an observation. Is it not so that we are but victims and conquerors of battle every year when the sun doth shine it’s brightest in the month of Augustus Caesar? So it is that we must be that observant in light of survival upon this fortnight. These simple musings are for lord and lady, peasant and prince. They are written for literate and may be spoken to those lacking of issue. As well such wisdom is not saved only for those of season, wise to the way that is war, they are enlighteningly supportive of those about to undertake Pennsic War for the first time. Whatever the cause they are original truths to dispel fable that woudst denounce our blessed time of reunion on those fair days settled in summer’s harvest bosom. 1.	War is not for the faint of heart: There is no truer statement in any realm. It can be said 
for a time in the lives of all baronies, lands and kingdoms, that upon the times troupes rally to Pennsic, life changes. Rules that apply in mundania are often obscured and forgotten. Clothing doth shed and merriment erupts. Be it also said that one must prepare for such unrivaled folly and consider these jewels of wisdom. ·	Location is a key many times to avoiding said debauchery. One must locate all regions of the land of war and plan accordingly. If you are not seasoned, ask a veteran’s advice to the location of the “Swamp Lands” And if it is your wish to spend the nights in relative peace and quiet, avoid this entire region. ·	War is often loud, in any camp. Some apothecaries’ have devised an almost demonic device that any lord or lady can apply to one’s ear in order to drown out such merriment so as to sleep as God intended. They are called “ear plugs”. The vanity of expecting over 10,000 
questionable foreign forces to silence for even one night is a bit far fetched. ·	If it is your wish to move a family to war, in the midst of such revel, one must be willing to accept all that war has to offer and be said guidance to the children of war. It can be a very enriching experience, if wisely guided by the parents of the youth, yet what they see and hear may be subject to some explanation. 2.	It has been often said by the wise and wicked: “what happens at war, stays at war” In the light of the true nature of humanity this is but a wish and a gamble. If it is your desire to partake in acts of questionable morality, so be it. But be advised that people do not forget and tales may be told as to your entertaining nights, acts of sin and drunken escapades, around fires, for years to come. ·	Take the time to communicate with one or all significant others prior to partaking in anything you may 
be ashamed of at a later date. ·	 Do unto other’s as you would have them do unto you, or in some cases, to you. ·	Consider your fellow house members prior to making an ass of yourself. Most times they will be right along with you, but do not over exceed their loyalties. ·	Have the courage and fortitude to be truly noble and accept the consequences for said actions, however comical or destructive they may be. ·	Mundania, awaits the day after the battle ends. An evil machine of communication has been produced from Satan’s bottom called a “computer.” Within this devise is constructed a giant “Web” used to ensnare the lives and images of the proclaimed innocent. It can be used as a window to the less fortunate for observation of any act in question, as well a grounds to either enhance the relationships of said households, or use hurtful words and innuendo very unsuitable for those of chivalrous 
teachings. ·	If you are in observance of such actions of barbarism remember, “let those without sin cast the first stone” Judge not, and work to forgive and forget, it may be your bare carcass tied to a pole next year. ·	Emotional baggage and personal dirty laundry are better left home. Fair and gentle folk have taken this time from their otherwise busy lives to enjoy their stay at war and if they wished to partake in issues of a personal nature they would simply attend the “Sir Jerry Springer War” 3.	Within the household lies the port in the storm: If you are blessed to camp within a household, or honored to be in the seat of command of such a family consider: ·	The rest of the year is plenty of time to communicate with the gentle people that will share your hearth and life for a short time. Wait not for land grab to organize and plan. ·	Our homes are our lands and said 
possessions. Invite those you deem worthy and trust with your life, love, or money. You may be subjecting those beloved to your lordship to acts that are punished by banishment from a society of incredibly honest and hard working people who’s moral scope is to say the least, broad. Set this standard for all that camp within or without your boarders. ·	Sloth bleeds like a sickness with individuals from home to camp. Fantastic working houses work together, and reap the rewards. As well it is safe to say that those lords and ladies that travel to WAR make productive camp mates if they have interest at war that enhances their said houses. Adopt a Fighter, weaver, bard, or likewise creative member of any society. Promote equal work and assistance with maintaining said camp. And by all means welcome creativity and new ideas from those that are interested to uplift the moral and cohesiveness of your 
household. ·	Keep all little war rats under raps. A camp at Pennsic is a HOME and it is always polite to be invited to one’s home. Be sure to respect the privacy and property of your fellow Society members and educate your children to do the same, lest they be carried home to camp tied to a spit and roasted to a golden brown. 4.	Health and Happiness: ·	Guess what? It’s hot at war! Drink, Eat, and dress as if you are a lord or lady with a bit of sense least you be picked clean by vultures for your lack of vision. In truth style and fashion are appreciated, but not at the cost of your health. Diets are fine, but starvation is stupid. ·	Alcahol is fun, but requires a bit of preparation and care. Drink plenty of fluids, and made sure you get a good dinner and or meal before partaking in the eventides festivities. If you can remember prior to passing out, again drink fresh water and down a 
few aspirin to assist in the skull splitting headache you are very likely to have with the dawn. ·	Try to avoid any drink with the word “surprise” or “special” somewhere in the name. Your inners look better inside. If you attempt the famous strawberry badge, note the location of trash containers and “portacastles” prior to consumption. ·	If you are of tender stomach remember that horns, goblets and any number of drinking vessels may contain an equally expansive array of mixtures. Mixing is the key word here. Drink what you will, the devil take you later, it is all done at your own folly. ·	If you are feeling ill please make it known right away. There are professional staff at war that will be glad to assist you. You can find the location of chirurgeon point on the map provided by staff as well as communicating with the fine people at the Troll. ·	Facilities are indeed medieval, wear shoes 
when entering the portable was houses provided and do your best to wipe the seats prior to and after use. No telling what type of foul beast lingers in germ form, if you are going to catch something at least do it amidst screams of passion. ·	Bottles break, nails drop, daggers fall, wear shoes. ·	Sunscreen is a must, especially for those of you of Anglo-Saxon and Celtic heritage. How can you expect to drink when you are burned beyond recognition? And as we all know, there are priorities to be had. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com

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