[Artemisia] Been awfully quiet, pot needs stirring...

[Jeff Webster]

If it was said to me, I'd probably respond "and you must be a virgin, 'cuz
you're really ugly".  If it was said to a Lady in my presence, I'd probably
at least verbally go off on the fool, if they said it to a lady of my House,
I'd physically drag the offending party to my Baroness, and hold them in
place until she was done them (then I'd hit 'em).

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And I would follow you, kicking them in the behind all the way. 

Ulric