[Artemisia] Peer Fear

[Dan S.]

Greetings,

I don't usually post funny/silly stuff, but this one was too good.

>Greetings,
>
>Peer Fear is a terrible affliction in this club and so unnecessary!
>Getting to know Peers in their natural habitat, like on the list field,
>is fine, but there are other ways. Peers can be anywhere and everywhere,
>so when approaching an unfamiliar Peer it is best to keep a few general
>rules in mind. Remember they may be more afraid of you than you are of
>them! Although frightening from a distance, these magnificent creatures
>domesticate easily and can make very rewarding companions.
>
>
>1) When approaching a Peer, do so from the front. Walk slowly. Peers
>startle easily, particularly Roses, and you don't want to set them to
>flight.
>
>2) Distract them. It may help more skittish Peers, like Laurels, if you
>begin by letting them examine a sleeve hem or a work in progress. Show a
>Knight a new weapon or anything shiny.
>
>3) Speak softly and use encouraging language and flattery. They may not
>understand everything you say, but they will respond to the tone of your
>voice. Avoid excessive bragging or arm waving. Rarer Peers, like
>Pelicans, can be easily intimidated by overt displays of passion.
>Laurels or Knights can become competitive or agitated and may charge.
>
>4) Offer them food or drink. Many Peers can become cranky when sitting
>through long meetings, Courts or performing arduous tasks of A&S or
>service. Food or alcoholic beverages will often make them more placid
>and with a little work many Peers can become tame enough to take food
>directly from your hand. Remember to keep the food soft and easy to
>chew. Many Peers are old and dependant on Squires or Apprentices to cut
>their meat.
>
>5) Approach them in groups. Peers tend to travel in clusters and can
>become anxious when cut from their herd. When approaching a flock of
>Pelicans or a pride of Knights, be careful to include all the Peers
>generally. Avoid singling out one Peer with direct eye contact and never
>turn your back on the rest of the group. While not meant maliciously,
>many separated and started Peers can accidentally trample you in an
>effort to rejoin their fellows.
>
>6) Wear your Apprentice, Protégé or Squires belt. Let the Peer examine
>the belt or touch it. Many Peers feel more comfortable knowing another
>Peer has been there before them.
>
>If you follow all these guidelines, anyone can form a lasting and
>meaningful relationship with a Peer. With proper maintenance, a Peer can
>be a faithful and loving companion and friend.
>
>Fight the fear. Hug a Peer!
>
>Eleanor
>President of the Hug-a-Peer Foundation

In Service,

Sir Daniel
(the artist formerly known as Thegn Dan)