[Artemisia] Welsh Treason!

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Welsh treason?????????????

WELSH TREASON??????????????

As all the Realm knows, the Kingdom Archery Champion and Archer General are both fine, upstanding, well-groomed, and (of course) devilishly handsome Welshman.  But this goes without saying.  Is there something OTHER than a Welsh Archer?

What are we to make of this?
 
I know not what to do!  To prove my loyalty, I certainly cannot hunt down my good friend Vidar. Do I turn my bow upon myself?  (...I just can't seem to get a good draw on this thing when it's backwards...)

Ryryd

Disclaimer for the humor-impared: The above is often called 'faux-offended'.  This is all just being silly.  I do not demand any apologies, nor do I take any of this seriously.  But, then again, I WILL milk this for as many Royal Beers as physically possible...
  
-------------- Original message -------------- 
From: "TClayton" <hereford at xmission.com> 

> A bounty on the head of her Majesty's protector and champion, placed there 
> by one of Our subjects? 
> Do I smell Welsh treason on the air? You know how Normans love to squash 
> a good welsh treason plot! :) 
> 
> ------Ralph, Rex Artemisia 
> ------------------------------------------------------- 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "morgan wolf" 
> To: "aerie" ; "Loch Salann" 
> ; "Gryphon's Lair" 
> 
> Cc: ; "Sagittarii" 
> ; "Arrow's Flight" 
> 
> Sent: Sunday, April 01, 2007 11:54 AM 
> Subject: [Artemisia] A BOUNTY!!!! 
> 
> 
> > To my fellow Archers of the Kingdom of Artemisia- 
> > 
> > Lord Vidar, called Bowbreaker, has given great offense! He has referred 
> > to *all of us* as "twig-pitchers"! I have demanded satisfaction, and the 
> > challenge is set- for every combat archer who scores a kill on Lord Vidar 
> > from now until Loch Salann Solstice Court this year, he owes me a beer. 
> > For every "twig-pitcher" he manages to run down and slay on the combat 
> > field in that time, I owe him two beers. 
> > 
> > So, as I am not a combat archer, I offer this bounty on the head of Vidar 
> > Bowbreaker- for every confirmed kill, I will give the archer who pegged 
> > him two beers! He's an easy person to find, very tall, carrying the 
> > Queen's Champion shield, squire to the King. Fellow archers, please 
> > demonstrate to this nice, big target that "twig-pitchers" are not to be 
> > taken lightly!! 
> > 
> > Morgan 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
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