[Artemisia] "Rat"ional Arguement

[morgan wolf]

Ah Dear Baroness Baby Pelican,

You know I love you dearly, but I've learned my lesson- I ****NEVER**** eat your cooking.  I simply say "mmmm, smells good" and hand it to other people.  Besides, hasn't your apprentice told you?  I cook for the guests at my parties, for this one we're having the best Polish Sausages in the world.

Morgan, who only cooks for family and close friends

----- Original Message ----
From: Jeanne P / Casamira <jeannecas at gmail.com>
To: artemisia at lists.gallowglass.org
Sent: Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:24:04 PM
Subject: [Artemisia] "Rat"ional Arguement


Dear Lord John, known as the Rat,
Do you wish to be split like the child held before Solomon?
Half to me and Half to Morgan? I'm sure your dear mother might object.
As do I !!!!!!!

As to the dear THL Morgan, he is having a birthday with a zero at the
end, very VERY soon.   Perhaps a gift of Rat-poisoning will resolve
this feud.  Hmmm, how about some ratatouille with lots of pepper!
That would be much more subtle ... and tasty.  I could feed it to the
other guests it to PROVE it was harmless.
Oh yes, this is good!

Lord John the Rat, do not, I repeat DO NOT attend any parties for
Morgan's birthday.  Stay away from this danger!!

Jeanne Panlener / Baroness Casamira Jawjalny, O.L., O.P.
The Pun is mightier than the Sword!


 
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