[Artemisia] Pssst... a secret...

[Bradley Wolf]

There is a rumor that our own Crown Princess today adds another number to
the passing of the seasons.

 

*ahem*

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Doom and gloom and dark despair

        People dying everywhere!

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        May the candles Happy cake

        Burn like cities in your wake.

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Your servants steal, your man's untrue

        Your children plot to murder you

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Burn the castle and storm the keep

        Kill the women, but save the sheep

        For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Birthdays come but once a year

        Marking time as Death draws near

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Now you've aged another year

        Now you know that Death is near

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Now that you're the age you are

        Your demise cannot be far

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Black Death has just struck your town

        You yourself feel quite run-down

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Burn, then rape by firelight

        Add _romance_ to life tonight

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Indigestion's what you get

        From the enemies you 'et

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        We love children, yes we do

        Baked or broiled or in a stew

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        May your deeds with sword and axe

        Equal those with sheep and yaks

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        This one lesson you must learn

        First you pillage, then you burn

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        While you eat your birthday stew

        We will loot the town for you,

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        We brought linen, white as cloud

        The women sit and sew your shroud

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Just be glad the friends you've got

        Haven't found out you-know-what

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        I'm a leper, can't you see

        Have a birthday kiss from me

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        Happy birthday never fear

        You'll be dead this time next year

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        So far Death you have bypassed

        Don't look back, he's gaining fast

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        You must marry very soon

        Baby's due by next full moon

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

        When you've reached this age you know

        That the mind is first to go

        Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

 

        Happy Birthday (thud!) Happy Birthday (thud!)

        You are very, very old

        Soon you will be dead and cold

        Happy Birthday (thud!) Happy Birthday (thud!)

 

-Braden

Baron K. Braden von Sobernheim, OL,OP,GA 
http://myweb.cableone.net/amefinch/Braden/index.html 
(Brad Wolf)
If stupidity is a disease, your case appears to be malignant.
But don't worry, I've heard that the cure is easily administered via a
delicate process involving a baseball bat...