[Artemisia] missing him

[LadyPDC at aol.com]

Ya know, each winter the local wildlife control has had a problem  with a 
particular moose up on the east bench.  Seems this moose wandered  down one 
winter and discovered a local establishment which keeps it's "kegs" on  the back 
porch.  Said moose tipped one of the kegs and lapped up the  spill.  Found it to 
be delicious and drank his fill then wandered tipsily  through the 
neighborhood.  Wildlife control finally cornered the moose and  shipped him back up into 
the hills.  But the moose had developed a taste  (so to speak) and visits the 
city to tip a keg a few times each winter.   Wildlife control waits for these 
visits and ships the moose back to the  mountains.
 
So --- by any chance, does Arnie like the taste of beer?   Could he have 
wandered off, found the same keg on the back porch and been  mistaken for our 
local moose?  If so, you might have to search for him in  the mountains recovering 
from a moose sized hangover.
 
 
 
Lady Constance de la Rose
Barony of Loch Salann
Kingdom of  Artemisia