[Artemisia] Smile... Fabric Junkie?

[John Gibson]

	Are you a Fabric Junkie?  Check out some of the signs:

*	Sheer volume of fabric in your house causing emotional distress or
chaos in your life. 
*	Having arguments with friends over who gets the last bolt of linen
in the store. 
*	Feeling lost without 20 yards of velvet on hand at all times. 
*	Having your paycheck direct-deposited to the fabric store's bank
account. 
*	Buying a whole bolt of brocade causes a rush of euphoria and anxiety
at the same time. 
*	Skipping work to hit all the fabric stores while everyone else is at
the office. 
*	Knowing the names of all the clerks at the sewing shop. 
*	Lying to others about where that great deal on silk was found so
they can't get the same thing you did. 
*	Thinking excessively about various garb projects, but many purchases
of material are never actually used. 
*	Donating loads of fabric to your shire and you still can't get into
the sewing room


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