[Artemisia] Picking linguistic nits OP

[Bruce Padget]

--- The learned Belladonna mused:

> Do you think a nurse's wanted might be something
> akin to the FBI's  
> most wanted? What do you think nurses want? My
> imagination is running  
> wild. It's almost as good as last week when I was
> editing a letter in  
> which the writer mentioned that the CIO had recently
> merged with the  
> company. That was pure science fiction for me. But
> then, my mind does  
> have to find a way to entertain itself in my line of
> work.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw the
subject "urbanite construction" and couldn't help
thinking of a new take on Swift's "A Modest Proposal."

Niccolo