[Artemisia] "Rat"ional Arguement

[Jeanne P / Casamira]

Dear Lord John, known as the Rat,
Do you wish to be split like the child held before Solomon?
Half to me and Half to Morgan? I'm sure your dear mother might object.
 As do I !!!!!!!

As to the dear THL Morgan, he is having a birthday with a zero at the
end, very VERY soon.   Perhaps a gift of Rat-poisoning will resolve
this feud.  Hmmm, how about some ratatouille with lots of pepper!
That would be much more subtle ... and tasty.  I could feed it to the
other guests it to PROVE it was harmless.
Oh yes, this is good!

Lord John the Rat, do not, I repeat DO NOT attend any parties for
Morgan's birthday.  Stay away from this danger!!

Jeanne Panlener / Baroness Casamira Jawjalny, O.L., O.P.
The Pun is mightier than the Sword!

> Message: 2
> Date: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:48:03 -0800 (PST)
> From: morgan wolf <morganblaidddu at yahoo.com>
>
> hmmmm, I think I'm going to have to do some 'sperimentin' (yes Rat, I misspelled experimenting) with your basic liquer recipe and almonds.
>
> How about joint custody of the Rat?
>
> Morgan