[Artemisia] Heralds at events

[Richard Samul]

Well, the main difference between heralds and dogs is that one is a  
flea-bitten, mangy cur who will savage you at a moments notice,  
needing to be kept on a short leash and possibly even muzzled, while  
the other will be your best friend for life in exchange for a good  
biscuit and an ear scritching or two.

Err...wait...

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:-P


On Jul 30, 2009, at 2:20 PM, rayzentz at aim.com wrote:

> Your Excellency,
>
> There is one minor difference between dogs and heralds... heralds  
> have long, unforgiving memories.
>
> Lord Padruig McTavish
> Golden Crown Herald
> known for barking loudly
> too lazy and fat to attack
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jerry Shaeffer jerryshaef at yahoo.com
>
>
>
> ** tounge in cheek 88
> ?
> First, let me make this PERFECTLY CLEAR,?this message is not in  
> reference to ANY
> one specific person, nor a specific event, it is in reference to? 
> things I've
> seen consistently over the last 20 years, right up to last weekend.?  
> Having said
> that-
> ?
> LANDED AND FORMERLY LANDED ROYALTY AND NOBILITY - Please ensure that  
> you keep
> your heralds tied up, leashed and under control at all times.? No  
> one wants to
> deal with a loose herald that is snapping at puns, leaving their  
> mark all over
> your person, and generally barking and yapping at the top of their  
> voices.
> ?
> Having your herald trailing beside, behind or in front of you and  
> not under your
> direct control is a danger to any innocent bystander at court.
> ?
> PLEASE consider my words, as even the most innocent and friendly  
> herald can
> attack when frightened or startled.
> ?
> ?
>
>
>
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