[Artemisia] Heralds at events

[Kelly Campbell]

Being a herald and all, I think some of the things that have been said
about heralds has been very cruel and very wrong!!!!  So I accept.

Kelwin


> Well, the main difference between heralds and dogs is that one is a
> flea-bitten, mangy cur who will savage you at a moments notice,
> needing to be kept on a short leash and possibly even muzzled, while
> the other will be your best friend for life in exchange for a good
> biscuit and an ear scritching or two.
>
> Err...wait...
>
> --
> Earc
>
> :-P
>
>
> On Jul 30, 2009, at 2:20 PM, rayzentz at aim.com wrote:
>
>> Your Excellency,
>>
>> There is one minor difference between dogs and heralds... heralds
>> have long, unforgiving memories.
>>
>> Lord Padruig McTavish
>> Golden Crown Herald
>> known for barking loudly
>> too lazy and fat to attack
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Jerry Shaeffer jerryshaef at yahoo.com
>>
>>
>>
>> ** tounge in cheek 88
>> ?
>> First, let me make this PERFECTLY CLEAR,?this message is not in
>> reference to ANY
>> one specific person, nor a specific event, it is in reference to?
>> things I've
>> seen consistently over the last 20 years, right up to last weekend.?
>> Having said
>> that-
>> ?
>> LANDED AND FORMERLY LANDED ROYALTY AND NOBILITY - Please ensure that
>> you keep
>> your heralds tied up, leashed and under control at all times.? No
>> one wants to
>> deal with a loose herald that is snapping at puns, leaving their
>> mark all over
>> your person, and generally barking and yapping at the top of their
>> voices.
>> ?
>> Having your herald trailing beside, behind or in front of you and
>> not under your
>> direct control is a danger to any innocent bystander at court.
>> ?
>> PLEASE consider my words, as even the most innocent and friendly
>> herald can
>> attack when frightened or startled.
>> ?
>> ?
>>
>>
>>
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